Sometimes, the best medicine really is laughter — especially when it comes from a story so sharp, so unexpected, that it leaves you chuckling long after it’s over. If you’re someone who enjoys funny stories for seniors, this one is sure to hit the spot. It’s light-hearted, clever, and clean enough to share at the dinner table or with your church group.
So pour yourself a warm cup of coffee, get comfortable in your favorite chair, and enjoy this little gem — along with a few other clean jokes for adults added just for you.
The Mystery Phone Call That Left Everyone Speechless
It all starts with a man sitting quietly in a country club lounge. Maybe he’s playing cards with friends or sipping a cold drink after a long day. His cellphone rings — a sweet, familiar ringtone. He answers.
W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes.”
W – “Great! I’m just at the mall two blocks away. I saw this gorgeous mink coat — it’s absolutely stunning! Can I buy it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $1,500.”
H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
She’s thrilled. But wait — she’s just warming up.
W – “And while I was out, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. You know, those 2001 models are finally out! I saw one I really liked. I talked to the salesman, and he gave me a great deal. And since we need to trade in the BMW we got last year…”
H – “What price did he quote you?”
W – “Just $60,000.”
H – “Alright, but for that price, make sure it has all the options.”
W – “Perfect! One more thing…”
H – “What now?”
W – “Don’t panic, but I also saw that house we both loved last year — remember the one with the pool, the English garden, a full acre of private parkland, and it’s beachfront?”
H – “Yes…how much are they asking?”
W – “$450,000. But it’s a steal, and I saw we have enough in the bank to cover it.”
H – “Well…alright then. Just offer $420,000. See if they’ll take it.”
W – “You’re the best! I love you!”
H – “Love you too…”
He hangs up.
The lounge is quiet.
He slowly closes the phone, looks around the room, raises the phone high in the air, and says loud enough for everyone to hear:
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