A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. โI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, youโll have lost at least 5 pounds.โ
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. โWhy, thatโs amazing!โ the doctor said, โDid you follow my instructions? โThe blonde noddedโฆ
โIโll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day. โFrom hunger, you mean?โ, asked the doctor. โNo, from skipping.โ

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