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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. โ€œI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, youโ€™ll have lost at least 5 pounds.โ€

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. โ€œWhy, thatโ€™s amazing!โ€ the doctor said, โ€œDid you follow my instructions? โ€The blonde noddedโ€ฆ

โ€œIโ€™ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day. โ€œFrom hunger, you mean?โ€, asked the doctor. โ€œNo, from skipping.โ€


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