{"id":736,"date":"2025-03-09T16:08:15","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T16:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/?p=736"},"modified":"2025-03-09T16:08:15","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T16:08:15","slug":"my-neighbor-kept-hanging-out-her-panties-right-in-front-of-my-sons-window-so-i-taught-her-a-real-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/?p=736","title":{"rendered":"My Neighbor Kept Hanging out Her Panties Right in Front of My Son\u2019s Window \u2013 So I Taught Her a Real Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>side, mainly because your neighbor\u2019s sprinkler system is better than yours. That\u2019s where I, Kristie, wife of Thompson, decided to plant my roots with my 8-year-old son, Jake. Life was as smooth as a freshly botoxed forehead until our new neighbor, Lisa, moved in next door.<\/p>\n<p>It started on a Tuesday. I remember because it was laundry day, and I was folding a mountain of tiny superhero underwear, courtesy of Jake\u2019s latest obsession.<\/p>\n<p>Glancing out his bedroom window, I nearly choked on my coffee. There, flapping in the breeze like the world\u2019s most inappropriate flag, was a pair of hot pink, lacy panties.<\/p>\n<p>And they weren\u2019t alone. Oh no, they had friends \u2014 an entire rainbow of undies dancing in the wind, right in front of my son\u2019s window.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoly guacamole,\u201d I muttered, dropping a pair of Batman briefs. \u201cIs this a laundry line or Victoria\u2019s Secret runway?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jake\u2019s voice piped up behind me, \u201cMom, why does Mrs. Lisa have her underwear outside?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>side, mainly because your neighbor\u2019s sprinkler system is better than yours. That\u2019s where I, Kristie, wife of Thompson, decided to plant my roots with my 8-year-old son, Jake. Life was as smooth as a freshly botoxed forehead until our new neighbor, Lisa, moved in next door. It started on a Tuesday. I remember because it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":737,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}