male patient lies in a hospital bed, an oxygen mask covering his mouth and nose. A young student nurse enters to give him a partial sponge bath, carefully washing his upper body and feet.
\nThrough the mask, the man mumbles, \u201cNurse\u2026 are my privates black?\u201d<\/p>\n
Startled and embarrassed, she replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know, sir. I\u2019m only here to wash your upper body and your feet.\u201d
\nStill anxious, he asks again, struggling for breath, \u201cNurse\u2026 please check. Are my privates black?\u201d<\/p>\n
Worried that his stress might raise his blood pressure and heart rate, the nurse finally gathers her courage. She gently pulls back the covers, lifts his gown, and carefully examines him. After a quick but thorough look, she smiles in relief and says, \u201cThere\u2019s nothing wrong with them, sir!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man removes his oxygen mask, breaks into a slow grin, and replies, \u201cThank you very much. That was wonderful\u2026 but listen very, very closely\u2026\u201d
\nHe pauses and says clearly:
\n\u201cAre my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
male patient lies in a hospital bed, an oxygen mask covering his mouth and nose. A young student nurse enters to give him a partial sponge bath, carefully washing his upper body and feet. Through the mask, the man mumbles, \u201cNurse\u2026 are my privates black?\u201d Startled and embarrassed, she replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know, sir. I\u2019m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7049,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047\/revisions\/7049"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}