Bob was getting ready for a checkup when the nurse asked him to remove his clothes and put on a gown.
\n\u201cIn front of you?\u201d he asked nervously.
\nShe smiled. \u201cNo, but don\u2019t worry \u2014 I\u2019ve seen plenty of naked bodies.\u201d<\/p>\n
Not like mine,\u201d Bob muttered. \u201cYou\u2019d die laughing.\u201d
\n\u201cI\u2019m a professional,\u201d the nurse assured him. \u201cTwenty years on the job, and I\u2019ve never laughed at a patient.\u201d<\/p>\n
Reluctantly, Bob lowered his trousers. The nurse\u2019s eyes widened \u2014 his entire body was large and broad, yet his manhood was the smallest she had ever seen, barely the size of a AAA battery.
\nShe tried to hold it together, but a tiny giggle escaped. Then another. Soon she was laughing at the fact that she was laughing, unable to stop herself. Mortified, she forced herself to calm down.<\/p>\n
\u201cI am so, so sorry,\u201d she said finally. \u201cI don\u2019t know what came over me. I swear it won\u2019t happen again. Now please tell me \u2014 what seems to be the problem?\u201d
\nBob sighed and replied, \u201cIt\u2019s swollen.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bob was getting ready for a checkup when the nurse asked him to remove his clothes and put on a gown. \u201cIn front of you?\u201d he asked nervously. She smiled. \u201cNo, but don\u2019t worry \u2014 I\u2019ve seen plenty of naked bodies.\u201d Not like mine,\u201d Bob muttered. \u201cYou\u2019d die laughing.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m a professional,\u201d the nurse assured […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6752,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6750\/revisions\/6752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}