{"id":6744,"date":"2025-12-02T16:27:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T16:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/?p=6744"},"modified":"2025-12-02T16:27:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T16:27:44","slug":"a-man-and-a-blonde-meet-in-an-elevator-what-happens-next-is-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/?p=6744","title":{"rendered":"A man and a blonde meet in an elevator\u2026 what happens next is priceless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a blonde woman find themselves riding the same elevator one morning. Trying to make conversation, the man asks, \u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood,\u201d she replies.<br \/>\nCurious, he asks, \u201cHow much do you get paid for that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About twenty dollars,\u201d she answers.<br \/>\nThe man nods and says, \u201cWow. I\u2019m going up to donate sperm. They pay me a hundred.\u201d<br \/>\nThe blonde suddenly frowns, steps off the elevator at the next floor, and walks away without another word.<\/p>\n<p>The following day, they meet again in the elevator. The man recognizes her and grins. \u201cWell, fancy seeing you again. Where are you headed today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde looks at him, cheeks full, and struggles to answer while swallowing. After a moment, she says, \u201cSperm bank.\u201d<br \/>\nHer unexpected reply leaves the man speechless as the elevator doors slide shut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a blonde woman find themselves riding the same elevator one morning. Trying to make conversation, the man asks, \u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood,\u201d she replies. Curious, he asks, \u201cHow much do you get paid for that?\u201d About twenty dollars,\u201d she answers. The man nods and says, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6745,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6746,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6744\/revisions\/6746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}