A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
\n\u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019
\n\u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as he entered the room. \u2018Oh, it\u2019s a statue,\u2019 she replied.<\/p>\n
\u2018The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.\u2019 No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
\n\u2018Here, have this\u2019 he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue. Then he said to the statue: \u2018I stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!!<\/p>\n
A woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard the unmistakable sound of her husband unlocking the front door.
\nPanic surged through her. Thinking quickly, she turned to her lover. \u201cHurry! Stand in the corner and don\u2019t move!\u201d<\/p>\n
With no time to argue, the lover rushed to the corner, standing as still as possible.
\nThe woman grabbed a bottle of baby oil, slathered it all over him, then dusted him generously with talcum powder. \u201cJust stay like that and pretend you\u2019re a statue. Don\u2019t move a muscle,\u201d she whispered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. \u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019 \u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":440,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions\/440"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timeshow.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}