The room falls into stunned silence. Daddy\u2019s face goes pale, and Mummy\u2019s eyes widen in shock.\u201cWhat did you say?\u201d Mummy finally asks, her voice a mix of anger and fear.The little girl innocently repeats, \u201cYou know, like you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver. <\/p>\n
I saw it through the keyhole that time, too.\u201dDaddy raises an eyebrow and smirks, now looking less worried. \u201cOh, really, Mummy?\u201d he says, crossing his arms.Mummy stammers, \u201cI-I think you misunderstood, sweetie.\u201dThe little girl shakes her head confidently. \u201cNope! It looked exactly the same. <\/p>\n
But Uncle Jack was way funnier\u2014he made silly faces while you two were on the bed!\u201dDaddy tries not to laugh, while Mummy\u2019s face turns bright red. \u201cThat\u2019s enough of the bedtime stories for tonight!\u201d she says firmly, quickly leading the little girl out of the room.As the little girl skips off, Daddy turns to Mummy with a mischievous grin. \u201cLawyer in the morning, huh?\u201dMummy glares at him and mutters, \u201cDon\u2019t tempt me.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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