Getting back into the dating game can feel like a wild adventure\u2014especially when you\u2019re reentering it later in life. But one 70-year-old widow wasn\u2019t going to let age or tradition stand in her way. She decided to take matters into her own hands\u2026 with a newspaper ad!<\/p>\n
What started as a bold move turned into something absolutely hilarious\u2014and it\u2019s guaranteed to make your day.Getting back into the dating game can feel like a wild adventure\u2014especially when you\u2019re reentering it later in life. But one 70-year-old widow wasn\u2019t going to let age or tradition stand in her way. She decided to take matters into her own hands\u2026 with a newspaper ad!<\/p>\n
What started as a bold move turned into something absolutely hilarious\u2014and it\u2019s guaranteed to make your day.<\/p>\n
A Lonely Widow\u2019s Quest for Love<\/p>\n
Feeling the sting of loneliness, the elderly widow placed an ad in the local paper. It read:<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband wanted!
\nMust be in my age group,
\nMust not beat me,
\nMust not run around on me,
\nAnd must still be good in bed.
\nAll applicants, please apply in person.\u201d<\/p>\n
She wasn\u2019t sure if anyone would actually respond, but the very next day\u2014ding dong\u2014her doorbell rang.<\/p>\n
Standing there was an older gentleman in a wheelchair, with gray hair and a friendly smile. But\u2026 he had no arms or legs.<\/p>\n
A bit surprised, the woman asked, \u201cYou\u2019re not seriously here to apply, are you? I mean\u2014just look at you! You have no legs!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man nodded calmly and replied, \u201cExactly. So I can\u2019t run around on you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She raised an eyebrow and added, \u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, he smiled and said, \u201cWhich means I could never hit you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she leaned in and asked the final, most important question:
\n\u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a huge grin, the man leaned back and said\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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